2025
by LIV ARCHER 

January 21 2025

Square Breathing
Crash Course
Casual Sex
Nativity 
Retroactively 
A lack of social graces 
Grift 
Respect
Pseudonym 
Eulogy
Oddly
Healed relations 
Static 
Luigi Mangione 
Circumstantial 
Intimacy Coordinator
Derealization 
The Pentagon 
Secular
Forgiveness 
Motifs
Ronald mcdonald
Nomenclature 
Brain Rot Exams 
Vaping 
Tonic water 
Operating machines 
Hydrated 
Wired
“My Team”
Civil War
Losing my edge 
Wide brimmed hats
Infinity scarves 
The Bermuda Triangle 
Ideally 
Chaos Systems
Half-baked 
Honest woman / man 
Earthy 
Solitary 
Trumpian 
Student Loans 
Intervention 
Med school 
Totalized 
Renditions 
Sonny Angels 
Breakup
Human relations 
Bluetooth 
Singularity 
Black tie events
Empires 
Gynecologists
Bed Things 
Consolidated 
Talking Stages 
Bandanas 
Emotional support 
Chihuahuas 
Night terrors 
Barbecued vegetables 
Psychics
Cold water swimming pools 
Talismans 
Sea foam
On the rocks 
Lesions 
Emancipation 
Exercise bands 
Elliptical
Oracles
Hockey sticks 
Tooth rot 
False eyelashes 
Band together 
“My manifesto” 
Ridgewood 
Outlet malls 
Desperation 
Gas stoves
Sparkling water cans 
White picket fences
Slice of life 
Theorizing 
Bisexuality 
Apparitions of evil  
Premium grade tuna
Vapid 
Under his wing 
Shift the narrative 
My enemies 
Email jobs 
In the outskirts 
Needs my permission 
Short circuited
Traumatized 
Possessed by victorian spirits 
Repressed by vaguely Catholic upbringings 
The Zoo
Vague hormonal problems 
Tertiary 
Placebo pills 
Crazed 
Sex transferring demons 
Relitigate
Sexual misconduct allegations 
Title XI
Battling with integrity 
Hot commodity 
Relationship coach
Fetishizing my pain
Interested in
Cluster seizures 
MET Cloisters 
Therapeutic treatment
You were assured 
Armed struggle 
Ambiently
Introspective thinking
Time out corner 
Utopian ideals 
It sets a precedent
Chapbook
Bloodthirsty
Delusions 
Wrong side of history 
Right side of history 
High bar
Fantasia 
Skin conditions 
Alternative education 
Dimes Square
Complexes 
Curl routine 
Training my hair 
Mortifying 
Zoolander 
Celebratory dinner 
To sign off on something 
Bret Easton Ellis 
Lil Peep mural in Manhattan 
Thought daughter 
Thought son 
Magnetism 
I had a phantasy that would happen 
Sensitive White Boy 
Crossing the picket line 
Employee at Subway Sandwich Franchise 
Working for a mid-sized dream company 
Paywalled 
Timothee Chalamet 
Magenta-coloured 
Deadpanned beside manner 
Cynical criticism 
Turned on from doing pull-ups 
Academic torture 
Homo erotic 
Effeminate personal style 
Birth control
Charisma 
Jock
Californian ambitions 
Bi-costal greed 
Multi millionaire fathers
Public relations 
Natural wine 
Undergrad Eyes
Roommate authoritarian 
Guitar Hero 
Karaoke Bar 
Aristocratic bone structure  
Elliott Smith mural 
Tutors 
End of The World 
Doomsday Prophesizing 
Talking to boys 
Mild mannered 
Four yard stare 
Health-insured 
My candle smells like eucalyptus and economy 
Fascinating! 
Detonating 
Rule of Threes 
Flat surface 
Detonator button
Catatonic
Eye contact 
Oscillated 
Angel numbers 
Vehemently 
Humanitarian 
Thong 
Inbred 
Screen recording our conversations 
Biocomputer 
Aubrey Plaza 
Neapolitan 
Programming 
Lame Disorder 
Green card  
The cold floor 
Unwilling to learn 
Synesthesia 
Grand Master 
Incrementally
Bleak 
Nihilistic
Apartment Complex
They’re getting in to intellectual activity 
Imprisonment 
Hitchhiking 
Indigestion 
Five Years 
Active father 
Psy-op
Hanging out at the mall in jean shorts and flip flops
Transcendental meditation 
Paramedics 
College assignments 
Thesis 
Quiet agony 
Kumon math tutoring 
Emotional support older stylish friend 
Ancestral wealth 
Parasitic behaviour 
What gives 
Post-coital 
Positions assumed 
EMDR therapy 
Uncouth 
Totality 
Virgin Mary Mode
Japanese stationery
Wish U Well 
Bidet 
Poor baby 
Pitiful lip postures 
Lost in Translation 
Poor technique 
Probiotics
Problematic themes 
The risk factor 
Midwestern intelligence 
Twins 
Dopplegangers 
Shelley Duval 
Anya Taylor-Joy 
Deep conditioning 
Catherine The Great 
Important artistic figure 
Brevity 
Book Clubs 
Video Essays 
Take A Page Out Of Their Book
Pivotal moment 
Ellipses 
Investigative journalism 
Knitting Circles 
Environmental Plastics 
Many such cases 
Intimacy coordinator 
Fetish party 
Antisocial 
Mercifully 
Stoicism 
Godspeed 
Alternative Timelines 
Poverty-stricken peers 
Polka dots 
Latex 
At Large
Silently
Your Magnificence
Ice Cold 
Timidly 
Return To 
Lustful 
Micro shorts 
Has A Lot Of Heart
Alternative Realities 
Nauseating
Thin veil 
Intimate 
Dying of an overdose 
Sexual Anorexia 
Berlin 
Sweat Shops
Online Chess 
Poster Child For Success 
Trepidation 
Spandex 
Stealing from your house 
Lily Rose Depp 
Gesticulate
Chihuaha temperaments 
Gerbil-like enclosures
My Natural Habitat 
Bruised fruit 
Water on Concrete 
Caution tape 
Social Pervert 
Fishbones 
Taking candy from the candy man 
Pesticides 
Modern farming practices 
The Franklin Method 
Breakfast sausage
Nervous System 
Scam Calls
Hypochondriac 
Airplane lounges 
Take-out boxes 
Email jobs 
Chinese Buffets 
Log Cabins 
Puke 
Champagne Glasses 
Aromatics 
Apple Cider 
Outhouses 
Asympomatic 
Elm Trees
Root System 
Nervousness 
Level of mystery and intruige 
Pay for View 
Ex-girlfriends 
At arm’s length 
Fidelity 
Public Hair 
Plumbing System 
High Fidelity 
Drano 
Mold 
Fruits of Labor 
Degeneracy 
Impassions 
Existentialism 
9 Inch Nails 
Overeating 
Los Angeles 
Freshly Washed Sheets 
Art Therapy 
Circumcision 
Diced Vegetables 
Boxing Day 
Overindulgent 
Illiterate 
Election night 
Absentee 
Birthdays 
Cause and Effect 
Organizational System
Going Down The Hill 
Eyelash Serum
Chewing Your Lips 
Solve For X 
I half lost my mind out there 
Plucking
My SAT score
Absent Parenting 
Washing Machines 
Fateful Encounters
Rat Telepathy 
Nuance 
Anonymity 
The Rat King 
Closeness
Phone Sex 
Hot Dog Stands 
Nail Salons 
Garageband Music 
Girlfriend Eyes 
Basement Organs 
Buzzballs 
Sympathetic Characters 
Histronic Personalities 
Tragic Figures 
Sistene Chapel Ceilings 
Wrongful By Association 
Confession Booths 
Hysteria 
Laying Starfish-Style 
Cross Checked / Cross Examined 
Making Snow Angels 
Cleaning out the refrigerator 
Anticipation 
Making Sweet sweet love 
On Trial for 
Literary journals
Yen 
Retirement Homes 
Breakfast Buffets 
Snake Eating Tail 
Cowardice 
Waiting Rooms 
Bedridden 
House Arrest 
Soft Spots
Armour 
Gelatinous 
Ideals 
Debased 
Hollister Posters 
Armoires 
Debt 
Hysterectomy 
Pathological 
Ambivalence
Relentless attacks from outside figures 
Iceboxes 
Ice Fishing 
Lethal Weapons 
Maximizing 
Ditches
We were sitting in the nosebleeds 
Autonomy 
Dead Ends
Fighting with sticks 
Apologetic nature 
Prideful fervor 
Immune responses
Swollen lymph nodes 
Testicles 
Wetted 
Eyelash Curler 
Spinal Injuries 
Ample Circumstances 
Androgyne 
Spite
Immunity 
Ammunition 
It meant no big thing  
Greeting cards 
Prosocial 
Apologetic favours 
Humilating adoration 
Fermentation 
Asexuality 
Contaminant 
Anesthetic 
Righteousness 
Mentholated 
Embalmment 
Tampax Ads
Airdrop 
Vitality 
Skype 
Escorts 
Cruise Ship Romances 
Speeches in the Middle School Gym 
Convoluted 
White Blood Cells 
Cargo Ships
All dolled up 
Purposeless
Less Neuroticism 
Epileptic 
Scalp Serums 
Ariana Grande
Waiting on the tarmac 
Build-your-own bowl station 
Public bathroom 
Butter Tarts 
Soulmate 
I have my suspicions 
Alarmist 
Inhibitions 
Homemade 
Solipstic 
Missing Posters on Cereal Boxes
Struck no chord
Between you and God 
Slaughterhouse 
Logos Ethos Pathos 
Sign-off Cigarette 
Salutations
Lemon drops 
Angelic 
Over-The-Counter
Temperature 
Virtual Spying 
Convulsion 
Redemption Arc
Follow-Up
Pollutants 
Four-Wheel Drive 
Lost in interpretation 
By osmosis 
Absorption 
Schoolbusses 
Sad bedspread 
Mini fridges 
Gamer Tag 
Took off the grease with paper towel 
Neatly manicured 
Rosetta Stone
Social security numbers 
School ID 
Staycation 
Abjection 
Convoluted 
Rose Toys 
Water tanks 
Laps around the court 
Apply Suction 
Perform surgery 
Smell from the bottom of my sink 
Jaundice 
Malnutrition 
It was like anything 
Nutrients 
Taken into my mouth 
Baptist 
Barbarian 
Erection 
Erectile Dysfunction 
Peeled 
Circumvented
New Age Religion 
Appropriation 
Said with love
Scrape the death off 
Erectile Function 
Made with love
Natural and all-organic 
Rude in delivery 
Doordashed 
Hot springs 
Oh my God 
Valentino 
Cursory 
All Store Variety 
Pickled 
Generationally
Bi-weekly 
Not necessarily 
Futile efforts 
Butchered 
Pretentious artifacts 
Codependency 
Pre-requisite
Natural deodorant 
Anti-persperant 
Tear ducts 
Heart failure 
Join in clusters 
Segued into religions 
Disembodied 
Sweatbreads 
Tip-toeing 
Pointed 
Half-joking guy
Hotel soaps 
Demolition site 
Weather warnings
Onion Rings 
Scaling the ladder 
Hot Pockets
Pussy
Storm shelter 
Ecotourism 
Nuclear fallout shelters 
Ghost hunters across America
Cable service 
Ectoplasm 
311 
Overarching orgasm 
Resentment 
Talisman
Insular 
Fucked it out 
Aux cord
Bartered and stole 
Fleshy parts 
Sucker-punched 
Placeholder 
Pathogenic 
Openings
Dogs on leashes 
Photos of dogs smiling kept in a folder 
Quivering
In the guts 
Sore loser 
Thanks a bunch 
Freebleeding 
DHL Delivery service 
Trident 
The Ordinary 
Morality clause
Chia Pets 
Default Settings 
Rollerskating 
Birth Defects
Gene Variety 
Homeward Bound 
Neuraflex 
Portable Goddess 
Threshold of tolerance 
Impotence 
Standards and Expectations 
Defeated the final boss 
Cultured 
Literary Circles 
Sommelier 
Bilingual 
Student Visas 
Save As A Copy 
Orphaned 
Testimonial 
Sitting in the pew 
Sectional 
Widowed 
Blessed on the forehead 
Uncultured 
Culture dish 
With gusto 
Test tube
Pencilcase 
Moral Authority Figures
Entry Wristbands 
Permanence 
Locked chests under the bed 
Gift bags 
Goodies
Solstice 
Scoliosis 
Determinism 
Skin tone
Fateless 
Smoothed over in post 
Gift wrapped 
Fattened you up 
Musicality 
A reoccuring character
Pilot episode 
This was implied with Subtext 
The leading lady 
Giftedness 
Shabbat Dinners 
Zoomer boyfriend 
Coffee grinds 
Yippie 
Test subject 
Optimism 
Stopping to take pictures of Roadkill 
Tilted chin 
Moon’s face 
Oxygen tank 
Canister 
Science baby 
Curiosity is killing us 
Embezzled 
Signature 
Lost for words 
Significator 
Open bar 
Lo-fi 
Burner 
Wildeyed 
The Big One
Cultural revolution 
Added flavoring  
The Next Big Thing 
Poor service 
Sex slaves 
Joint bank account 
Coercive control 
Alienating 
Mindless maneuvering 
Social graces 
Awkward phase 
Posture-correcting surgery 
Ordered in importance 
Measurement cups
Dials 
Tell the next person not to press the button 
Knee-lengthening surgery 
Pass it back 
Pass it forward 
Misalignment 
Blindfolded 
For all intents and purposes 
Bound and gagged 
Retroactively 
Malpractice 
Penis-enlargement surgery 
Opiates 
Ten-fold 
Viagra 
Co-parenting 
Prostitution services 
Dizzying 
Flotation device 
Life preserver 
Alterations 
Made of shit 
Exists outside of time 
Extinction 
On the physical plane 
Mouth-dweller 
River Gods
Talking On Character.io
File Complaints 
Listings 
Super Mario Bros 
Advent Calenders 
24-Hour Hold 
Waiting Periods 
Impasse 
Scheduled Worrying 
Accident Prevention 
Television Sets 
Turkish delight
GTA 5
Servants 
Water pressure 
Succulents 
Moments before death 
The Lion The Witch And the Wardrobe
Princess Sydrome 
Still-births 
Roman Numberals
Public beheading 
Separating the yolk in a bowl and beating it 
Hand-crafted 
Artistic sensibilities
Cross-dressing 
Endearing 
Stop signs 
Irregularity 
Long division 
Cinnamon Challenge 
Latent potential 
Angry swarms 
Liminality 
Spotify Links 
Retribution 
Anime Porn 
Mismatched socks 
Electric toothbrush 
iPad baby 
Wishes from a Genie 
Alcoholism 
Inclusivity 
Divine Protection 
IRL 
Money in pockets 
Pornhub Categories 
Freight trains
iCloud backup 
Wrapped mints 
Crustaceans 
Monologue surgery 
In need of workshopping 
Swiftly 
Identity Theft 
English teachers
Cesarian Section
Pull ups
Saint Anthony who recovers things 
Foucauldian discourse analysis
An eyepatched gentleman 
The norm 
Lip stains 
Air BNB
Ulta 
Violence 
Zara trench coat 
Hyperpigmentation 
Jell-o cups
Erasure 
Ice tray 
Exposure therapy 
Flotation device 
ADHD 
Hyperthyroidism 
Economical 
Rendition 
Fire hazard
Warrant
Nutritionist 
Instructional pamphlet
Noun variation 
Risk factor 
Standard deviation 
Emergency evacuation plan
By osmosis 
Gerbils
Retrieved from the bottom of the lake 
Personal system 
Awkward phase 
Practice makes perfect 
At my college where I receive an alternative education 
Reactionary 
Phlegm 
Post Secure 
Sex Drive 
Hapless 
Continental 
Confederate Queen 
Oriental china 
Them’s the rules of free love baby
Digestive Aid 
Flatbreads 
Ruminating 
Not too shabby 
Best guess 
Parasocially
Freestyle



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